Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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