had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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