do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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