4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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