No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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