It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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