That's intense
I need help removing her.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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