this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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