I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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