She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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