There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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