And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
love makes seman taste better
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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