My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Drake has all the answers
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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