he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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