We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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