Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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