I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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