have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I want to make a zoo with you.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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