It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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