I want to walk on stilts...naked
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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