when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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