Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just invented taco cereal.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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