I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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