i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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