3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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