No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Never underestimate the power of titties
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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