She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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