Will you blow on my dice?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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