I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
