I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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