we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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