Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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