I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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