No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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