Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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