Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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