The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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