Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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