is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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