you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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