just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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