so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Even my vagina gasped.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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