Porn is love you can see.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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