we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
