my sisters under your porch take her home
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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