problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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