3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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