I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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