dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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