the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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