If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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