Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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