But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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