gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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