Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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