Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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