HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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