Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He shit in the fireplace
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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